
But besides not getting what I wanted, which I should be used to by now, I was upset again by the burger vs. sandwich controversy. What is a sandwich? A piece of meat between two pieces of bread. What is a burger? A piece of meat between two pieces of bread. Talk about specifics all you want, but break it down to the basics, and that's the truth you're left with.
It's impossible quandaries like this that led me to existentialism, and ultimately, hopelessness. Where is the meaning in these stupid sandwiches!? Is salami just salami, or is it something more? Is pastrami more valuable somehow? I'm inclined to think so, but who's to say? Jesus? He's dead! He's dead.
Just kidding. But seriously, why the hell isn't a burger a sandwich? It ain't but my gut tells me it is, it is.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamburger
Never would have though Sandwiches and Existentialism would be discussed together... nor one a cause and the other a direct effect. *disturbing*