Heinz Almost Got There With Mayochup

Heinz has declared, "It's finally here!" with their release of Mayochup — a ketchup-mayonnaise hybrid.

Don't pretend this is what we've all been waiting for, Heinz. So-called mayochup has already existed as fry sauce, special sauce or any other number of existing tan, barely tangy condiments.

As all sandwich heads know, the only condiment we're waiting for is Mustmayostarayonnaise. I remain disappointed that our nation's corporations haven't caught on to what Mr. Show called for 21 (!) years ago.

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Mustmayostarayonnaise is still needed

I ran into this problem while making a sandwich this morning. Invent it, already!

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