I’ve been considering a grilled cheese sandwich (GC) post for a while now but never knew where to start. I’ve eaten dozens of GCs since joining the It’s What’s Between staff, some good, some bad. But we simply don’t have the time and resources to review all of them.
Yesterday, the topic of grilled cheese arose in three unrelated instances. It was a sign — the time has come to address the GC. First, I stumbled on a New York Times article hailing the GC. Within, Jennifer Steinhauer explores the GC’s surprising presence in some of New York’s finer restaurants. While some of the featured chefs’ recipes were predictably ridiculous and pretentious (calling “taleggio cheese with short ribs, arugula and apricot caper purée on raisin bread” a GC is blasphemy), Steinhauer’s GC homage is spot on. She nails the sandy’s essence at the beginning of the second graf: “Buttery, salty and enduringly simple, the grilled cheese sandwich stands unrivaled in the universe of simple gastro-pleasures.”
F’in A, Jenn.
Later in the day, I discussed at length my love of Kraft singles with two of my associates. (Quick tangent: I refer to all single-slice wrapped cheeses as Kraft singles regardless of brand. This is a rare exception to the “use generic titles rule,” e.g., adhesive strips vs. Band-Aids. Calling all boxed macaroni and powdered cheese foodstuffs Kraft dinner is another acceptable exception.) One of them suggested buying cheese as blocks and making my own slices for grilled cheese purposes using a kind of cheese guillotine, which I will not do. We've come this far with sliced bread (and what’s better than that) and sliced cheese and I’m not taking a step backward. I suspect his argument was little more than thinly veiled liberal anti-packaging propaganda anyway.
Finally, a Manhattan-based magazine editor sent me a link to Gridskipper’s guide to New York’s best grilled cheese sandies. Judging from this page, Brooklyn’s Picket Fences is where it’s at: “The buttery sourdough requires extra napkins for greasy fingers, but it's satisfyingly crunchy, and the cheddar cheese is plentiful but not too oozy.” Sounds perfect to me, and a sandyquest to Picket Fences is now on the itinerary for my next visit to our nation’s capital (circa 1787). Also, despite its annoyingly fancy-pants add-ons (namely, the truffles and pears), I may need to check out ’wichcraft purely based on its clever name.
There is much more to be said about the GC, and this post is already too long. My next step is to hit up nearby Chedd’s and find out how the professionals’ work compares to my own finely tuned cheese grilling skills.
I'll end this with the definitive list of What’s OK to Put on a Grilled Cheese sandwich beyond the essential ingredients: cheese, bread and butter.

Proper.
Yesterday, the topic of grilled cheese arose in three unrelated instances. It was a sign — the time has come to address the GC. First, I stumbled on a New York Times article hailing the GC. Within, Jennifer Steinhauer explores the GC’s surprising presence in some of New York’s finer restaurants. While some of the featured chefs’ recipes were predictably ridiculous and pretentious (calling “taleggio cheese with short ribs, arugula and apricot caper purée on raisin bread” a GC is blasphemy), Steinhauer’s GC homage is spot on. She nails the sandy’s essence at the beginning of the second graf: “Buttery, salty and enduringly simple, the grilled cheese sandwich stands unrivaled in the universe of simple gastro-pleasures.”
F’in A, Jenn.
Later in the day, I discussed at length my love of Kraft singles with two of my associates. (Quick tangent: I refer to all single-slice wrapped cheeses as Kraft singles regardless of brand. This is a rare exception to the “use generic titles rule,” e.g., adhesive strips vs. Band-Aids. Calling all boxed macaroni and powdered cheese foodstuffs Kraft dinner is another acceptable exception.) One of them suggested buying cheese as blocks and making my own slices for grilled cheese purposes using a kind of cheese guillotine, which I will not do. We've come this far with sliced bread (and what’s better than that) and sliced cheese and I’m not taking a step backward. I suspect his argument was little more than thinly veiled liberal anti-packaging propaganda anyway.
Finally, a Manhattan-based magazine editor sent me a link to Gridskipper’s guide to New York’s best grilled cheese sandies. Judging from this page, Brooklyn’s Picket Fences is where it’s at: “The buttery sourdough requires extra napkins for greasy fingers, but it's satisfyingly crunchy, and the cheddar cheese is plentiful but not too oozy.” Sounds perfect to me, and a sandyquest to Picket Fences is now on the itinerary for my next visit to our nation’s capital (circa 1787). Also, despite its annoyingly fancy-pants add-ons (namely, the truffles and pears), I may need to check out ’wichcraft purely based on its clever name.
There is much more to be said about the GC, and this post is already too long. My next step is to hit up nearby Chedd’s and find out how the professionals’ work compares to my own finely tuned cheese grilling skills.
I'll end this with the definitive list of What’s OK to Put on a Grilled Cheese sandwich beyond the essential ingredients: cheese, bread and butter.
- Garlic salt (adding this to a classic grilled cheese makes it a Phatty GC, which noted sandy expert Dr. Z invented some time around the turn of the millennium)
- Tomato slices
- Buffalo wing sauce (preferably Wingman Hot)
- Bacon (bits, strips or crumbles will all work)
- Ketchup, or a quick dip in some tomato soup (I oppose this, but it belongs on the list anyway)
- The occasional exception to be considered on a case-by-case basis by the Grand Sandy Counsel (GSC). For more information on the GSC, please contact the Sandwich, Ill. Public Safety department.

Proper.
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