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Olivewatch ’07: Breaking news

I got the Subway sub of the day today (turkey breast) and as always, asked for olives. I received seven olives, each carefully placed atop the meat with approximately equidistant spacing.

I will continue to count how many olives I get each time I eat at Subway to see if I can find any olive trends across different employees and locations.
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