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KARE11: NJ man says bear attacked him for his sandwich

I don't have much to say about this. Anyone who's watched a good number of Hanna-Barbera cartoons understands that bears love sandwiches. Anyone who's anyone knows that bears, in real life, are the stone cold crazy badasses of the animal kingdom. So this article comes as no surprise.

A dude in Jersey had a sandwich. A bear wanted that sandwich and took it. Simple bear-logic in action.

If you watch the video, you'll see the victim's telling of the story. He says:

"I weigh 180 pounds and this thing knocked me down like nothing ... like a rag doll."

I think the lesson here is, don't let your guard down, because at any moment, you can be betrayed by nature. If you venture into the wild depths of Sussex County, for god's sake keep an eye on your sandwiches, people.

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Anonymous said…
Bear is driving.

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